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How to tell someone that you are missing them?
1. While you’re seated on a commode and taking a dump, tell her that you miss her everywhere.
2. Write “I miss you” on a piece of paper and tie it to the pigeon singing “Kabootar ja ja ja!”
3. Shampoo your hair, soap your face, put off the shower and call just to tell her that you miss her.
4. While sitting on the dentist’s chair and getting a tooth removed, call her saying, “I need you baby!”
5. Go to her place, tear apart the pillows and jump on the sofa screaming, “I missed you!”
